Pacman Jones, Barry Bonds.... and Willie Bloomquist?

Check it, Beecher-bred M's fans. The recent wave of sports criminals has finally reached our beloved and stellar Mariners... and a sad day it is indeed. Just goes to show that even blue-blooded, apple-pie eaters from Bremerton can't escape the wicked pressures of today's society. And you were my hero, Willie. I hope that last clam went down easy. At least you've got three stolen bases...