Yes!!

I'm not completely retarded! You may all regret that I found this app! I am extremely excited to be back on the blog. It feels safe here. I have stopped posting on Facebook. I worry too much about what I write. This way I can bore people and not feel guilty; it's for posterity. Here goes.....
Actually I have only a few mildly amusing stories. First, Cash tells me today that we need to bury a penny in the garden so we can grow a baby boy. If that's true, we need only plant the money tree right next to it and we'll be all set. Scarlie is much too big and I am certainly missing the tiny baby stage. We just need to get Kev on board :/
Clo has started basketball and I am saying my prayers nightly that she likes it enough to stick with it until she can receive a college scholarship. Too early to worry about that? I think not. Why I didn't use my height for sports is a mystery. Instead I used it as a justification to eat more. Brilliant. Anywho, Clo is insanely hysterical and I am lucky to be around to see her grow up. The other day we drove past a beautiful pumpkin patch. After what must've been a lengthy explanation of how I felt like there isn't a more beautiful vegetable (is it a vegetable?) and nothing makes me happier to see growing than a pumpy, Clo says flatly, "Wow Mom. You've left us all speechless." She's awesome.
Mad is doing fantastic in school this year. By fantastic, I mean that she's not hysterically bawling when I drop her off. We're pretty excited.
Anyway, that is about it for now. I had some of my gums grafted last week and while it isn't quite as bad as childbirth (I had more than one person compare it to that), it certainly doesn't tickle. I'm going to go eat my mashed potatoes. Ok. Ok. You know I'm not eating just mashed potatoes. Ice cream is my new best friend. You think it's easy to maintain the weight of someone my size and stature?