BLOG NINJA IN THE HOUSE

NICE TRY ALL OF YOU, BUT NO DICE. YOU FELL FOR MY RUSE AND i HAD YOU ALL THINKING I WAS SOME REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING FAIRY!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. I GOT YOU GOOD. BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD MY PEEPS. LYDIA, THE THOUGHT OF YOU MAKES PEOPLE PEE THEIR PANTS AND TREMBLE IN FEAR. STRANGE, BUT AMAZING COMBINATION. JESSICA ON THE BUS? HA HA HA HA HA. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE THE HOMELESS PEOPLE PROPOSITIONED YOU? MANY I THINK. WHAT A SACRIFICER. JACK, I AM TERRIBLY SAD ABOUT YOUR RECENT GROWING OLD PAINS. EVENTUALLY YOU'LL HAVE A NEW EVERYTHING. HOORAY. ALICIA, IF YOU LOVE LETTERMAN, THEN MULTIPLY LETTERMAN TO THE 3RD POWER AND YOU HAVE CONAN OBRIEN. HILARIOUS. WELL, TIME FOR ME TO SEND OFF. SOON I WILL REVEAL MY IDENTITY WITH CANDID PHOTOS. UNTIL THEN, SO LONG. AND MEEGAN. THE ANIMALS NEVER SHOWED UP. PEACE