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holy devil, thanks for posting! please keep it up! drop what you're doing and blog, baby blog!
Yesterday was Benny’s birthday. I can’t believe that she is 5 already and wil will be 3 on Sunday. Cory thinks we should have thought things through a little more before having two birthdays in a week’s time. Mom bought her the cutest little jeans you have ever seen and when you tell her to turn around she sticks out one hip just like a model would. She is so dang funny. She and Jackson were wrestling around, being wild as can be with a house full of people so I told them one million times to knock it off. Benny jumps up a kicks Jackson in the face and he says, “I deserved that”. He is so sweet. Ellynn was giving wil a shoulder ride and he calls out, “wee haw cowboy”. I thought we were going to bust up. Hazel claps all the time and the other night she waved bye-bye to danna. I thought mom was going to cry she was so excited. When hazey gets really going she kicks her legs and flaps her arm like she is ready to take flight. She is the sweetest little, well not little as much as incredibly chubby baby.
Brooke,
Okay, I know I haven't posted. I'm not even going to right now. I have four more days with Mike and I there is enough that keeps us busy as it is. However, I did want you all to read the blog from his cousin Paige. It is the funniest thing I have read ever. Love you all. I'll blog soon.
I have enjoyed all the blogs in the past few weeks and apologize for my lack of participation. The first 3 months of the year are my "life is a long dark tunnel" months and so have few small blasts of interest in human interaction outside of my immediate obligations. (Upon reading this years down the road I am sure my children will be re-evaluating their own social inadequacies as I refer to them as obligations) I bottomed out this morning after having gotten two of them showered, dried and dressed to find several homework papers not done, a winter coat had apparently vaporized over night somewhere in the house, all the teachers valentines sealed tightly shut with no names on them(I have no idea how that ended at school)and then I remembered that all 4 of them had dentist appointments um....right then. So out the door, drop off Caroline who can't miss her party at school and a 4 minute ride to one of the people who takes my pampering money away from me. Enough time for a 3 minute 45 second silent cry down Woodward in which I tell myself that every other mother in the world has ALL her kids clean, all appropriately dressed for the weather, homework crisp and finished in the laminated folders that I lost 4 months ago, valentines printed in pink italics with a full size candy bar attached, and no one has cavities so she is off to get her weekly detox massage to get rid of any negative energy she may be holding in her 123 pounds of perfection. I pull into the parking lot, shake it off, tell 2 of them to jump as we are late, and instruct them to speak clearly when they apologize for being late. They respond in unison with "We know." As in, we do it all the time. I follow them in and look for a table to crawl under as I know I have just thrown them off schedule for the whole day. I also scan the magazine rack and grab the recent People and begin to deteriorate my already questionable intelligence. Same faces, same faces, same faces.....oh, I recognize a face in an article about one of the girls from that sitcom Full House. The middle one. Yeah, whatever happened to her? Apparently, she was humming along life, graduated from college, married a California cop and then became a crystal meth addict. Unexpected, I know. I have often wondered at what point someone decides that something like crystal meth would be a great idea so I continue reading, perhaps she will shed some light on it. She describes the feeling as immediately wonderful. And not only that, you have tons of energy, lose weight AND crave doing things like organizing your drawers and closets. So I am thinking about this. Then she goes on to say that at the low point she was just locked in the bathroom alone for hours. I am no longer reading the article. I am starting to inventory the amount of cold medicine that I have on hand at home and which bathroom I will live in. And I am thinking about other articles where it sites many homes being burnt to the ground due to meth labs. My house needs a lot of work. What IS the down side? I mean, I am currently paying the man in this very office to systematically pull my teeth at a premium and as a meth-head they would fall out on their own. Cash for more Sudafed. I am in deep. "Paige, are you doing okay today?" The receptionist pulls me out of my dark fantasy. I lie. "Great. Just fine." If only she knew where I had just been.
quick sidenote (ellyn glad to see you on the blog, hopefully i can talk to you one on one in the near future!) Dear dear ruthie is en gaged, that's right, for those who didn't know!
I thought I'd post pictures of Ellynn's new car to prove that she's not rolling round like a granny, rather like j.lo.
Adventures in Parenting episode #178: Sierra hates to have her hair washed. The washing isn't so bad, I guess, but during the rinsing stage she really flips out. So today we were showering and I picked up Sie to rinse her hair. I had my back to the shower curtain and during the flipping out process Sierra pushed her feet against the shower wall. The force of those little legs sent her and I flying out of the shower. I hit my back against the toilet and Sierra landed safe and sound on my lap, except we were pinned between the toilet and the shower. The shower curtain came down too and water quickly pooled up around us and the bathroom floor. During the process Sierra's foot must have hit the water control and turned it to hot hot. So poor Kaia was left alone in the shower with the water way too hot, crying her guts out. The curtain is broken, but amazingly none of us are hurt. I sure wish these kids arrived with handy dandy warning labels. Warning: can throw you off balance at any moment in the shower. Warning: throws solid objects at your head with amazing accuracy. Warning: can vomit any time any place without notice. Warning: gives great hugs and kisses to melt your heart thus changing your mental capacity to want to produce more and endure all above (and a plethora of unmentioned) warnings.
Oh, and speaking of cars....I heard that Brooke and Mike are driving around the San Juan Islands in a little yellow corvette! I'd love to take that kind of trip. Brooke, please blog most of the details about your romantic getaway asap.
I'm starving too! It's ridiculous. I ate really good for myself yesterday. I also did not have any caffeine yesterday. A big step for me. I'm not messing around anymore. (ellynn, while researching the blogs....count how many times i've said this.) ha ha, just kidding, but i'm serious this time. summer is right around the corner!!!
Jess, I will try and see if we can make Sunday afternoon work. I wanna see the home! American Idol is pretty great. I have a few that I LOVE, but I'm not set on a single person yet.
Elly, sweet Elly, I couldn't be happier that you are home and able to blog. Already I can tell you are going to be a great addition, you are so funny. A Lexus eh? You are riding in luxury.
What up krew? It’s true, all the rumors are true I’m finally home. It’s been about a week now. A week tomorrow to be exact. Don’t worry, I’m not weird like geof. was and I’ve already watched Pride and Prejudice so I’m all desensitized and stuff. I don’t yet have my room put together, but I did buy a car today. I am the proud new owner of a ’91 lexus LS 400. yeah, it’s a sweet machine. So I look like a grandma driving down the road but I’m riding in luxury! It’s got seat warmers and a sun roof so I’m cool with that. no job but that’s to come this week. I’m just living off the skrilla I gotst in the bank. It’s great to be back with my children are beautiful and ginormous! I rarely have a moment without them and I like it that way. Just now Jackson tried to kick me in the butt and slipped and fell spilling all of his apple juice. But he didn’t break the glass. It must be the tae kwon do. I don’t even think I spelled that right. Well I don’t have much else to say, other than it’s great to finally be on the blogg! I feel like a member of the family now. I love you all and I can’t wait to spend the next 20 or so hours reading these suckers to get caught up on your lives. Okay take it easy team. Love you.
I LOVE all the blogs, that was a wonderful surprise. Happy Everthing to everyone!!! Jess, when can I come see your house??? I'm glad Ellynn is home safe. I only have a minute, so gotta run. Keep up the blogs.
Today it hit me that I'm doing a terrible job of balancing things in my life. I spend so much time with my calling, the kids, driving around to visit my mom and grandma and Janelle, etc. ect. and poor Adam seems to be on the bottom of the pile. I started crying while reading the birthday blogs for my sweet hubby. I'd wanted to write a big, loving blog first thing this morning, but so many things got in the way. Even now I have to cut this short because I have two fighting, crying, hungry girls on my lap that are pulling my hands off the keyboard. I am so grateful that Adam puts up with my neglect and still shows an outpouring of love for me. He is strong and steady and an amazing source of love and understanding. I LOVE YOU, ADAM.
i am as usual short on time and engenuity however i am smart enough to surround myself with incredibly clever people. elly helped me get on this thing so i could surprise adam with a happy birthday blog. next, as amazing as it sounds for those of you that know my filing skills, i actually found this e-mail that mindi wrote to cory 24 nov 2002. rarely am i smart enough to save something i like where i can actually find it again when i want it. this truly is a red letter day. by the way--congratulations to all on their anniversaries!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adam!! You're 30!! Happy Day to you. Thanks for sharing your day with the rest of us. I've been sitting by my phone with a book in my hand just waiting for you to call...still no call! (only Adam will get this one you guys). I'm soo glad to hear Ellynn is doing well. I'm DYING to see her. I wish we could head up there this weekend. I'm going crazy! We might just have to wait until Brinders is there too. Anyway, life is going well except for that whole winter thing. Is it me or is this the longest winter EVER?! Maybe it's knowing this could possibly be our last winter in Provo that makes it so hard. I don't know. Geof. flies and works all day and I wish any day that some awesome job would just land in our laps and we'd be done with this phase in our lives. Do I sound like a whiner or what? I don't mean to be. So the bishop's wife called me last Sunday and wants me to sing with her and another lady in our ward on SUnday. here's the catch: she (the bishop's wife) has an incredibly beautiful voice and the other lady sings in the Tab. Choir. No joke!! I'm freaking out here. And we're singing some song from the old hymnbook that has three women parts...acappella! I don't know what she was thinking asking me. I'm saying that in all honesty. Not for compliments (as Geof. would like to think). I rarely sing anymore and when I do it's in the shower or the car. So wish me luck 'cuz I might start crying half way through. Well the kids are adorable. Cole, as hard as he can be, is starting to talk so much more and he says the funniest things. A lot of the time he's just copying me so I feel horrible when he screams "get away from me!" which I tend to do to way too often when he can't stop climbing all over me. Dayne loves her voice and uses it often. I don't see her walking any time soon which I kind of like. She still just scoots around the house on her belly. Time to go. hope all is well. LEash!!! where are you?! can't you blog at someone elses house? and brooke? come on. we miss you. Congrats on the house Jess and Tony. what's it like? I keep imagining my first house to be in a cute little older neighborhood with fun things like built in bookcases and hutches and beautiful hard wood floors. I lay in bed at night imagining all the fun things I'd do to it. No worry. just another 10 yrs. or so. Darla
Elly is back and as beautiful and funny as ever. Cory says he has never been so excited to see someone in his life. I’m sure it’s only because he’s forgotten about when I came home from Spain after leaving him with an unweened wilohm for two weeks. But elly is a close second I am sure. Like I suspected, my children want to move in with her. Every night they are begging to spend the night with her and every morning as soon as they wake they start begging to go up and see her. I am not kidding, it is like she was never gone, except that she is totally holy, she even glows, that could be that she hasn’t seen the sun for 18 months, but I don’t think so. And she can speak a whole other language. She doesn’t quite know what to do so she spent the whole day at the temple yesterday, I can’t think of anything better. We went on Saturday and it was so nice not worrying about the babies (cor stayed home with them), we had lunch and went the distribution and everything it was great. I wish I were rich like I dreamed I would be 10 years out of high school, then I would pay her to be a mommies helper. And by the time night rolled around we would be sick of each other and need a break and she could go hang out with other hip singles. Instead now she will have to work all day and come home and play with me and she will have no time for anyone hip. Maybe some hot, spiritual, wonderful guy will just show up on her porch. And although he fits the description and Jackson thinks it would be a great idea, brind is not who I had in mind.
Thirty years ago today I am up in heaven with one of my best friends and all of the sudden the call comes that it is his time to go. I am excited for him, but feeling sorry for myself knowing that I would have to live without him for two years until my call would come. Now looking at the thirty years Adam has been serving this call I am grateful that he went before me and has set such an incredible example. Look at all he has accomplished; he is a loving caring brother and son, he served an honorable mission, he was a rad roommate, he married the coolest chick alive, he is successful in his employment, and maybe most of all he is one of the most loving daddies I have ever seen. Leading his two girls and little Josephine back to where this all started.
Happy Birthday Adam!
No no it’s “I wish I could quit you” get it straight! Quite literally straight! Hehe, but really Geoff that was an amazing film. For some reason I couldn’t stop crying after I saw it or thinking about it! Well I’m glad to see everyone still bloging, keep it up please! -Lyd
Hello. I hope everyone had a great weekend! Mine went by way too fast.
I wasn't going to relate this story but my family sure thought it was funny and blog worthy.Picture this. Saturday afternoon I had cooked this delicious pork loin roast on our BBQ grill. It was so good and as we were eating this delicious chunk of pig it starts snowing outside. I love the snow, it's the 12 degree weather I'm having a problem with. Anyways, we finish dinner and sit down to watch a movie. Not that it matters but we watched "Zathura". A fairly good show, the kids liked it, but not really in the ball park of "Jumangi". The movie gets over and I go out back to put Kuya, my dog, in his kennel. When I walk out the back door I see that I left the lid to the BBQ grill open and there is about 2" of snow in my grill. Being the brilliant person that I am I think, "I'll just light the grill and melt the snow out of it". So, I turn the knobs to HI and push the ignite button. Nothing happens. Again, I push the button with the same result. A third time I lean forward just a little to see if I could hear the gas on and push the button again. Let this be a lesson. If you have a layer of snow on your grill it will hold the gas in and when it finally does light watch out. I don't know how high the flames went but they went higher than my face because it singed my eyebrows and eyelashes. I was pretty embarrassed and glad that it was late and nobody around to see it. I didn't realize that I had singed my face until I went back in the house and that burnt hair smell hit me. I normally fall right to sleep but that night it took be awhile because of the burnt hair stench infesting my nose.Hope you all get a good laugh at my expense. Keep bloggin.Cam
Well it's started to snow so I had my student land early and I'm just wondering if it will stop snowing so I can get to work. Yeah by February I'm ready for the snow and cold to stop. Were I a ski bum I'm all for this crap but as it is no. Mindi tell Muhamad I'm sad he didn't write his Valentine to me but oh well. Why can't I quit you? broke back mountain moment.
It has been awhile since there has been this much activity on the old blog.
oh and chels/cousin, no snow/resort will ever be better than utah's, just get that through your head right now!
How did that all happen so fast? I check the blog religiously at least every half hour, 3 posts in under 30 minutes, ridiculous. I’m so glad everybody started posting again! Mindi I almost starting crying at the fact your having the wee babe at home! I used to watch a baby story on tlc daily and I love that, good luck! Just a real quick “how do you do” from me but glad to see everybody up and running! Peace out Lyd
Is Ellynn home yet? I feel terrible that we couldn't call her cell phone in Finland. Adam really did try fighting with the phone company to let us through. Brooke, get Ellynn bloggin' asap.
There was nothing more horrible than the commute Wednesday night and Thursday morning. Within 24 hours I honestly spent 4 1/2 in the car trying to commute in the proximity of 40 miles. HORRIBLE!!! I wish I would've called into work as well, but I still don't get paid time off. Not working for my dad really has it's downside! I'm in the real world now, quite an eye opener. :) Just kidding, that's what I wanted. So I might have to freak out if everyone continues to avoid the blog as though it were a plague. For real!!!! This is my life-line while I'm at work!
Many, if not all of you have made the trek from Salt Lake to Kaysville. By car it is about 30 minutes, by bus it is about 40 minutes. You will never in your wildest dreams imagine how long it took me to get home Wednesday night...4 HOURS!!! That's right. A snow storm started early in the morning and continued all day. I waited for the 3:58 bus, which was late, for about 15 minutes while listening to others talk about the freeway being closed down because life flight was blocking it in Centerville and the snow was so thick people couldn't see out of their windows and they were getting in wrecks. There were 235 wrecks on I-15 and 550 total wrecks throughout the state (according to Deseret News) It was mayhem...absolute madness. So I finally get on the bus and the driver takes the back roads which are packed with snow and cars. I decide to take a nap and possibly sleep the ride away but much to my chagrin I awake to see we have only moved about a mile. By about 6 p.m. we are barely in Bountiful and I am nearly in tears thinking about how much further we still had to go. The bus driver kept heading away from the freeway thinking he would find an emptier road but I think every other Utahan had that same idea. One person actually got off the bus somewhere in Bountiful and started running...who knows where he went I just know he got there hours before any of us. So we finally head back towards the freeway but then suddenly the bus driver takes another side road. I thought the passengers were going to lynch him. We started getting news that the freeway was open so people were yelling to the bus driver to get back on the freeway. When we got to the on-ramp everyone started cheering...it was ridiculous. Some passengers, who crowded onto the bus had to stand for this 4 hour ordeal. I felt so bad for them. Finally at 8 p.m. I arrived to my snow covered car in the park and ride lot. What a day, needless to say I was in a horrible mood for the rest of the evening, all 2 hours of it. When I woke up on Thursday I watched the traffic and again the roads were horrendous so I called into work and told them I wouldn't be coming. If I had to go through that again I don't know what I'd do. Jess
Me too! I hope everyone had someone to love today. I have the five cutest little valentines ever. Cory made us all a candle lit dinner, with slide show, music and everything. Jackson had a great day, he started by getting to sleep in because of a two hour late start, then he got to talk to his finnish valentine and finally daddy came to his class to help with his party. The rest of the kids had a pretty good day too, but I think jack was the happiest.
Jess,
So the cruise was amazing. We started in Long Beach and went to San Diego, Catalina Island and Ensanada. I had no idea cruises were so fun and I think they are definitely the way to go. All the food and fun you can imagine in one place. I think it would be great if our whole family went on one together. I ate sooo much it wasn't even funny. The food was absolutely divine. I think we ate ourselves into food induced comas because we couldn't stay awake and had to keep taking naps. The quote of the trip came during the midnight chocolate buffet and my plate was completely full and my hands were full and I saw the ice cream and I said "Ice cream...how am I going to hold all of this!" Allie was laughing so hard. That is how I felt the whole time...like there was so much food and not enough places to put it.
Mike is playing a quick game on the X box 360 so I have a minute to write. Yes Mindi, I know it has been a long time. My life has become very busy. Ellyn has started going to all of her therapy and that takes a big chunk out of a couple of days a week and then of course- Mike is here!!! I spent most of last week getting ready for Mike and then we got to pick him up last Thursday. We have spent a wonderful couple of days. The girls love having their daddy home. Ellyn has warmed up after a day of stand offishness and Sadie snuggles in just like she always did. It's been nice having the house to ourselves for a few days. Just a little family time. We are of course going to be more than happy to have the rest of the family return, especially with our Ellynn. Well Mike is done and we're going to watch a movie now that the girls are asleep. Take care. love, Brooke
LDS Living magazine has an article called "Blogging for Beginners" that says, 'What's cheaper than a phone call, more thoughtful and intimate than email, and easier to create than an actual family newsletter? It's a blog! Short for web-log, it is essentially a glorified personal diary or log that is frequently updated." We are so ahead of the times, thanks to Brooke. Where are you, Brooke?
oh wait wait that's right! don't post it over the blog i don't like that idea. didn't you say something about that megs? anyhow e-mail it to me at diver08@hotmail.com or call me or my mom or i'll be calling you! thanks
Hey cousins real quick I need your address! Mindi’s please, and Megan’s, I know LeAnne’s. Oh and Cameron’s! Anyone else post your address for me please and thank you!
Lyd thank you for writing. Geof. is the funniest boy I know, but I read his blog like 12 times so it was time for I new one. Oh the days of skipping life to ski. How I long for those days again. Now my winter sport of choice is snow shoeing, where you can carry a kid on your back and drag a few behind you on a sled. Yeah that can be a rush too. I did have a pretty exciting night. I went to a baby shower, then planned to go to the gym. Half way through the shower cory calls. I think oh baby is hungry, so I ask if she’s being too fussy. He tells me that she has calmed down now, but she’s acting kind of funny. That’s the great thing about cory; he never comes right out and tells you the problem. “why is she acting funny, cory?” “benny dropped her and she hit her head on the bottom of the couch.” Babies bounce so I wasn’t too worried, but I rushed home anyway. She didn’t even smile when I walked in the door. She just laid her head on my chest and had no color in her cheeks. I finally got her to nurse and not three minutes after she finished, it all came right back out. Hazel has never even spit up before so to put it lightly I was a bit concerned. Cory called the advice nurse and by the time the conversation was over we were changing our puky clothes and headed out to the er. Jackson was so freaked out he was cleaning the whole house (he knows what makes me happy), he even cleaned up the throw up chair. I think they might have started a file on me. Anyone who has to bring their kids in twice in a month’s time is not really fit to be a mother. Hazel was acting pretty good by the time we got in there, but because of her young age they still wanted to do a cat scan. I guess babies that young can have bleeding on the brain and still act pretty normal. It’s a good thing it was my perfect baby that had to lie there completely still for 5 minutes while going into a crazy, huge machine. The tecs said she was their best patient all day. Every thing was clear and she is fab this morning, but it did make for an interesting night.
I tired I really did, I was probably the first one to try and call. I’m always checking the blog to see if anyone posted, so on my next break I tried, but dang that Jacki, she blocked my phone from making calls to China daily!
I've gotta fly soon so this is quick. First off it has been a slow crawl out of the depression I was laid in after the hellen keller reffing of super bowl 40. Had I only known that Pittsburgh had signed the entire ref. staff prior to the game it would have made the game a lot easier to view. My poor seahawks will be back. So the weekend in Granby was awesome. I flew out there with two students and played with Adam, mindi, sierra, Kaia, muhammad and ali. The last two make great healthy food and mindi just tries to feed you cookies all day. On the flight back it got real dark so I decided we should land at this little airport in this little town. well it was like negative 30 and no one was awake at any hotel. Finally we call 911 and tell them we're just dying at the airport. They send a cop who drives us to the motel. I should have kept the cop around because we were robbed by the little motel. 75 bucks or sleep in the snow what a jip. Thankfully we flew out the next morning and I was able to spend the whole day with my family as part of the repentance process. Of course by whole day I still had to work but only one job. Darla dealt very well with the children. It was funny because after being with cole in public areas for a while I turn to Darla and ask her honestly if he's always like this. The rolled eyes tipped me off to the truth. She really deals well with the three needies as she so often calls us. Oh well things are good. Thanks for all the blogs. Chels you should just eat what you want and then throw it all back up. It's done wonders for me. Peace out team. mucho love from me.
Ok I need to explain this more clearly. The number that I have given is elly’s cell phone, which she has at all times and always has reception. Also the number includes a cheap international thing at the beginning, it’s the 1010297 part. If you have any questions call me. Jess I missed montel it’s on at 10:00 am but I want to hear how it went.
Anyone who can should really call ellynn. She thinks no one loves her because no one has called. Hint, hint my brothers and sister!! But remember the time difference, they are 10 hours ahead of us.
Hi everyone,
Is it just me, or where the commercials just lame this year? I do have to admit, I enjoyed one of them. The one where the horses are playing football and then the "streaker" (shaven sheep) comes running through. That one rocked.
You all will be jealous; I just talked to Ellynn. Yeah that’s right, little sisar Bennett is now allowed to receive phone calls. So here is her phone number, just in case any of you are interested. 1010297011358449117933, now that’s a mouthful.
Cameron, I was laughing and loving your blog. I'm so glad someone FINALLY posted today. I've checked at least a dozen times.
Two days ago we get a notice at work from Utah Power that there will be a "planned power interruption" today from 8:00am to 12:00pm. So it had to be a Thursday. The one day of the week that I am without transportation. My ride on Thursdays is Jordan so I figure that I'll go in on time, (everyone else was coming in when the power was back on), and catch up on some much needed filing in the file room. I hate doing it because everytime I do the phone rings non stop and if you know me you can see my frustration level at being in the middle of something and being interrupted by a phone call. Anyway, I come in at 8:00 and wohoo we still have power. So I start entering a couple of orders and print out an invoice for Kerry when "POP" out goes the power, scared me to death. I waited just a minute for my heart to calm down then decided to go file, but to no avail. I walk into the filing room and it's so dark that I can barely see my hand in front of my face, I figure I can barely read the writing on the invoices in the light (the writing is too small) so there is no way I'm going to figure out what I'm actually filing and where. So I go back to my desk and decide to clean up. I take everything off of my desk and start to dust it using the little bit of light that seeps through my little window, which by the way has a great view of the snow cats, sewage treatment plant and a half dynamited mountain. Then a driver comes up to the door totally relieved to find somebody (he didn't think anyone was around due to all the lights off and no car outside). So I tell him to follow me and we will unload his truck. He follows me back through the filing room and when I look back he's taking little baby steps sideways because he can't see and he doesn't know where he's going. It was pretty funny. So I get him all loaded and come back in to finish cleaning my desk and realize that it's freezing. Well, duh, the fan to the heater can't kick on without power. So I put my coat on and reach down to lift up my little radio to dust underneath it. Just as I grab it "POP" the power comes on and the radio is on full blast, again I was scared to death. That was my interesting morning alone at work in the dark and cold. Now I will have to wait until 5:30 (after closing time for me) for my ride to pick me up and take me home.
Alicia, thank you for saying those nice things. I think all of us moms feel like we're barely keeping our head above water. But, seriously, you've got to stop taking Un-Yon to Walmart. The law of having two or more children is that you never go shopping without an armada of help. Take the entire Relief Society with you--or maybe just the fastest sisters--or just leave the speedy bundle of joy home with Big Daddy Boo (I've been laughing about that name all day).